A racial slur against bread people
"Man, Seefop is a real crouton"
-Some dead person
N: the seeds from a Cannibus plant
man this shit has a lot of croutons
Someone terrible at any form of fps. Generally die in the stupidest ways. Ex. Standing out in the open when the other team is sniping.
Player 1: Gets killed by a noob using trash weapons.
Player 2: Fucking Crouton!
A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.
"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral
The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light
Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons
a way someone who doesn't eat meat or animal products can say "beef" as in drama
Alex: alright, if you do that again me are going to have some serious croutons
Macy: sorry I'm just tryna help you