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The act of filling every orifice on a woman with either a dildo formed of ice or a penis just dipped in ice water.
Jennifer's air conditioner was broken yesterday, so I gave her an airtight eskimo to cool her off.
A sex move guaranteed to result in the woman becoming pregnant with twins.
Dave and Gwen were doing the Double Eskimo... now she's pregnant with twins.
When a mexican wears lots of coats to stay warm and begins to look like an eskimo.
A mexican wearing two coats, a scarf, and one of the coats' hood is up and has something like fur around the edge of the hood. This is a mex-eskimo.
When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.
I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .
When two guys have slept with the same girl at different times and both have impregnated that same girl. The girl does not have to carry the baby to full term for the guys to be Eskimo parents.
Ryan: hey man she looks bored
Sean: lol want me to send her a dick pic
Ryan: you know who that is right? It's hayley
Sean: yeah lol
Ryan: what if you had sex with her
Sean: then we would be eskimo brothers again
Ryan: ...but then like what if you got her pregnant...then what would we be
Sean:......
Ryan:...ESKIMO PARENTS!
To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.
To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes
Omg we had the best time last night, it was so cute we couldn't stop giving each other Eskimo farts
1. A joke from "the league"
2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
Bro you fucked my mom to eskimo bros