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gamer

Any professional hat, usually baseball, in mint condition. The brim will be flat, with the holograms still included on the bottom. That hat can be tilted, depending on region or affiliation. The hat can sit low, or rest gently on the top of the head (aka perching).

John Boy got that new throwback Cubs gamer to match his blue Nikes.

by Magooter March 14, 2009

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Gamering

The act of gaming while being a gamer.

I do be Gamering

by SuperGamingGamer_YT December 15, 2020

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gamer

A woman who plays men for a living. A female player.

That gamer got him for all of his money.

by Iceman929 March 4, 2008

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gamer

A person who plays video games excessively each and every day, frequently allowing all their free time to be consumed by video games. These individuals frequently think they are smart, but are not as they spend all their time rotting their minds with video games rather than learning new skills. They are frequently quick to anger when losing on a video game because they have lost the ability to fully differentiate between games and reality. Most gamers are socially deficient and have "geek" or "nerd" qualities. Gamers are frequently virgins and rarely have any contact with the opposite sex. In the extremely rare case that a gamer somehow acquires a girlfriend, she usually leaves him within a few weeks after she learns that he is doomed to be a loser for the rest of his life because of his attachment to video games.

If you play video games excessively every day, you're a gamer. If you don't maybe you're not a gamer. If you don't agree with this definition, you can go fuck yourself.

by not found [Error 404] February 25, 2009

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Gamer

Person Who Owns In Video games and plays video games in most of their spare time. Usually has no sex life except for the hot Elf chick who's in game name is SexyChonga69 (See the Word Cyber Sex/Cybering for more information.) Has no social life except for "friends" he/she meets over x-box live, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, etc.

"Dude what are you doing after school? Wanna play baseball?"
"Oh sorry i cant, i gotta go home and raid this new dungeon Molten Core in world of warcraft"
"Damn dude your a hardcore gamer"

by Juan Lopez September 6, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gamer

A "Gamer" is, or can be described as just another sterotype.

They intend to devote their entire life's into computers and video game systems.

Often watch, or show others completely retarded youtube or "Pooptube" videos that are so annoying and retarded, you can't bare to watch anymore. (Their's family guy "stupid" and then their is annoying video "stupid")

98% of gamers have gaiaonline.com profiles because they say that myspace is a waste of of time, or is too cool for it.

And if they do have a myspace profile, it is usually filled with applications, pictures they think are funny, videos that NO ONE will watch, and everything a profile can contain that will make it virtually impossible to completely load. Their profile picture will consist of a game title, game character, a picture they think is funny (Usually with a cat or animal that has captions under it)

If they pose for a picture, they usually have a fake smile with their thumbs pointing up.

They wear shirts that say something with somewhat of a funny, but retarded saying such as "READ THE BACK OF MY SHIRT. *Reads Back* NOW GO BACK TO THE FRONT".

Often have mid-long hair that's usually all fucked up, or not combed.

Mustache's and facial hair has also been seen.

When with friends, they often use loud voices, say annoying things from videos that i included earlier in this topic, sayings from video games, or just blurt out obscene, random, things that if a person out in public hears you say it, the chances of them thinking you are mentally impaired are pretty high.

As for the diet, Gamers come in both skinny, moderate, and fat.
They are often found eating quick, 99ยข microwaveable foods. Chips, Cheetos, Cookies, Hot pockets, or whatever they can possibly get their hands on.

As for soda wise, it's mostly Mt.Dew, Dr.Pepper, Coke, and also, high-sugared, harmful energy drinks.

A large majority of Gamers have social issues due to the fact they spend 95% playing, thinking, or talking about games.
Alot of them are socially Challenged, Often speaking in low voices. Or anti-social.

Relationships are not everything, but gamers are too busy with the gaming world that they spend little time with the opposite sex, their family, and sometimes their friends.

Sadly, alot of them are sad inside, due to the fact they don't like what they look like, or how they turned out. It probably explains why they devote their whole time to the virtual world.

I have alot of great friends who would like to go out with you, but i also have alot of Gamer friends, so your chances of being in a relationship with them are slim to none, but it's worth a shot. They're not as bad as you think they are.

by The Tolken White Guy July 20, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gamer

No life. Likes to spend all their life gaming it up all day.

Justin Mondoux. Anyone who plays games all day. But mostly Justin. He is a true gamer. Haha love ya man.

by Austin Krizzam December 28, 2007

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