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Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.
A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.
The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.
Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"
One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"
The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"
Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.
Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-
John asked Francesca for a gandalf & dragon-
A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)
Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf