The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.
Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"
One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"
Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-
John asked Francesca for a gandalf & dragon-
A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)
Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf
Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho
“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear”
“I know right!”
To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'
"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"
A guy who is a GRADE A SIMP. He simps woman all the time, until then he can't get a woman. He is also known to jerk off to fortnite characters and Traps on the internet. Is a good Discord boyfriend (or a girlfriend ;)
"Oh my god that gandalf gangster kid is gay"