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While receiving a rim job, the recipient locks the performer's head in place with a clenching of the thighs and proceeds to discharge fecal matter into or around the performer's mouth.
1. The usual post-Sunday Chinese buffet dinner rimjob got especially melt-in-my-mouth when my wife gopher trapped me after I suggested mid-stroke that the Chinese buffet doesn't exactly help her lose her obstructive gunt.
2. Whilst the gopher hath trespass thy sullyhole with the rounded lickalack, thou shalt commence the dreaded gopher trap, whereby thou ensnareth the detestable gopher with thy clench, and exact a most grievous and terrible revenge; the earthly emission hath made its way downward the gullet, and added to or failing entry, the maw shalt mirror thy muddy sullyhole.
3. I would totally come to the rave tonight, but my mom caught me stealing from her purse and gopher trapped me, ruining the candy I was flipping.
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An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.
There's the Gopher lizard that bit me Get em tina.
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When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.
"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."
"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
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Pleasuring a woman from behind, the male will lift up his shirt, place his hands on his hips while rotating his lower body in a counter clockwise fashion. Resulting in a movement similar to the Gopher's dance in the movie caddyshack.
You haven't tried anything till you receive the gopher dance of love.
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The holes of a female when being referred to in relation to them being filled by a Gopher or other gopher like creature.
“There ain’t one more Gopher Hole left unfilled on this entire campus!”
“That’s what you get when you go to MSU, the Gopher himself just taking care of buisness!”
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The anus. The rectum. The o ring. The bunghole.
She had me climbing the wall last night when she surprised me with a finger in the old gopher hole.
Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.
I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.
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