Orientation Couple

A couple that consists of two people that met during a college orientation. These occur due to peak interest for relationships at the start of one’s college life

They very rarely work out, as either interest dies out between them, they never see each other again when college begins, or someone cheats

Person 1: My sister met a guy during her college orientation and now she’s in love
Person 2: Don’t worry it’s just an orientation couple. They won’t go anywhere with it

couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.

Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.

rough couples

The term given to the foul, throat burning final couple of lugs on the end of a joint. otherwise known as 'mums & dads'.
these terms, that I am aware of, are Colchesterisms, and confined to this immediate locale.

"just chuck it, man, its rough couples"

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almost couple

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking

Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?
Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!

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Perfect couple

A couple that has been together for a long time and shows no intention of ever breaking up because they are so happy with each other.

Katherine and Emilio are the perfect couple. They are so happy together.

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Couple Goals

A couple that’s seen as best friends and lovers. Two people that can have fun with one another but show their love at the same time. Much Like Brandon and Danielle.

Damn, Brandon and Danielle are couple goals.

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A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

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