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Keg tossing is a sport that involves the heaving of a standard 15.5 gallon beer keg. Most people would refer to this type of keg as a "half-keg" or "half-barrel." The keg must be completely emptied before it should be tossed to avoid injuries. There are many different types of keg tossing, as it is practiced throughout the world. In Ireland, the keg is typically thrown upwards and the height of the toss determines the winner.
The newest way to toss a keg combines techniques of both the discus and hammer throw. This updated form of keg tossing does not require the athlete to toss the keg high, rather they are required to try to throw it the farthest distance. Athletes are given three attempts to throw the keg and the winner is determined by measuring the distance tossed. The one who throws the keg the furthest wins.
The basic technique for tossing the keg involves swinging the keg in a pendulum like manner and releasing the keg when it is at its summit. A more experienced athlete uses a spin method similar to a hammer throw. The keg is again released when it is at its summit, allowing for the maximum distance. The event of keg tossing is also in the World’s Strongest Man competition. Men toss kegs that get increasingly heavier over a tall wall.
It's very easy to obtain an empty keg. Go to a liquor store, buy a keg, invite some friends over, drink all the beer, wake up in the morning with a hangover, a strange guy sleeping in your bed, and an empty keg! Or you can just go to a liquor store and ask if you can have one of their empty kegs. Most will just look at you funny and give you the keg. Some may charge you a couple of bucks for them. It's that simple.
He is the champion at keg tossing
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The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
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The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.
I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk
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A small store that may sell beer, wine, chips, penny candy, and other usually small items. Similar to the stores that you might find at a gas station, a convenience store, or maybe a 7 Eleven, but usually tucked away within a neighborhood and not as well stocked.
I'm going to walk down to the Pony Keg and get some Doritos.
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a pair of pants that look so good from behind, that you want to "tap" them.
Girl, those must be Keg Pants, cuz I wanna Tap the Ass!!!
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A male who holds the record for the longest keg stand at any given party.
Rob did a keg stand thirty seconds longer than anyone else, which makes him the keg king!
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The winner of a drinking game wherein the designated Keg Master can call a community chug at any time he decides. At that point, the group does the "beer! fire! water!" chant and chug a beer. Whoever finishes their beer first becomes the next Keg Master.
Josh is the Keg Master. No one could chug beer faster than him.
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