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Tits that are cone shaped and very pointy.
Tits that are so pointy it looks like there going to be launched at you at any time.
Did you see those tits there MT (MT?) MISSILE TITS!!!
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When white guys get mad about literally anything and put their fist through the wall
Jon put his drywall missile through the wall of his double wide after his girlfriend forgot to put the natty light in the fridge.
Or pussy whistle.
Shit I find at the wastewater treatment plant in the sewer line. Also known as tampon applicators.
Ron, can you come in today? There’s loads of trash and pussy missiles at the line.
When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs
I just took a missile crap and it made a tsunami
when when country launches test missiles in response to another country's launch
"did you see the US launched an ICBM test missile?"
" Yeah I saw.. They are just Missile waving with North Korea"
The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
In extreme cases of sex, when you are having anal sex with a man or woman, you pull out, shove your fist in their ass then punch them in the face.
Similar to the rusty hook but instead of putting your finger, its your fist. And Instead of pulling on their cheek you punch them in the face.
I was banging Todd the other night and I surprised him with the Ol' Rusty Missile
I am going to court over the Rusty Missile. Apparently getting fisted wasn't too much but punching her in the face was.
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