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A childish gay boy who plays fortnite all day and other childish games and instead of going to the toilet he shits himself
Sebastian Murphy shits him self
Aggressively turning over and chugging a beer as fast as you can while holding the can with both hands
Would you like to Murphy the Jawn?
Yes, let’s Murphy the Jawn ridiculously hard.
My favorite actor and the cutest guy ever. He was in movies such as Red Eye, Batman Begins, 28 Days Later, and Cold mountain.
Cillian Murphy has fair skin, beautiful eyes, and is hopefully gay.
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One who can give it, but can not take it.
I heard you tried to punch someone when you were rat arsed Saturday night, missed and fell over and cut your head. Ha ha ha
You can talk, what about the time you got a hiding and ended up in A&E with stitches left, right and centre. Ruining christmas for everyone... Ha ha ha
Thats not funny ya prick, I nearly died....
Ah, shut up ta fuck, Your Murphy's dog.
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Attorney with the Administrator of General Services title in the White House under Donald Trump. Also a fat cunt.
Emily Murphy refuses to do her job due to false notions of voter fraud successfully demonstrating she is an Emily Murphy.
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full of rich, snobby elitists, who stick their noses in everyone else’s business.
Kid 1: ugh WJHS sucks ass they’re so stupid
Kid 2: I know I also heard that one of them gave a blowjob to one of his teachers
Kid 1: that’s so gross I’m calling the police.
Kid 2: oh so you’re a Marie Murphy student…
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An awesome Irish punk-rock band. Their songs make you wanna dance and sing them on the table all drunk and disorderly. Great songs include Shippin Up to Boston, Kiss Me Im Shitfaced, Fields of Athenry, Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya, The Dirty Glass, and Finnegans Wake. Their music includes bagpipes, the coolest instrument there is.
My friends and i were dancing on the table singing songs by dropkick murphys
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