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The act of pulling out and shooting nut on your partners stomach creating a pool of semen.
Daniel: "Man I was bangin Dorothy last night and.."
Nathan: "Did you give her the kiddie pool?"
Daniel: "You know it!"
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a wicked ass band that also did the theme song to Clone High U.S.A
"way, way back in the 1980's
secret goverenment employees
dug up famous guys and ladies
and made amusing genetic copies"
- Abandoned Pools (Clone High theme)
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A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.
That was the most intense game of pool darts I have ever played.
Somebody at a pool that is most likely a middle age soccer mom that yells at you for diving or doing a front flip into the pool.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you want to go swimming in my pool?
Guy 2: No, your mom is a total pool nazi.
Is when you own a pool and wanna be friends and family only want to hang with you during the pool season. But forget your ass exist during the cold months.
Man, I was “pool raped” Saturday. All these people I ain’t seen since high school showed up at my house and “pool raped” my ass.
A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.
Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!
*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!
Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.
From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."
Foster so wishes he was a pool cleaner - just look at his porn moustache and mullet.
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