A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
marias waterbottle looks like a 711 slushie cup
L reader
A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.
My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.
1: I am a Terms of Service reader!
2: Bro what is wrong with you
1: Many things
When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass
Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!
Reader's Syndrome is a condition that a person who is an avid reader usually suffers from. They know many, many words and how to correctly use them but don't always know how to correctly pronounce them as they have never heard the word. They have only ever seen it in print and have had to sound it out to themselves.
She's such a bookworm. I bet she suffers from Reader's Syndrome. Knows a lot of words but sounds incredibly awkward trying to use them in conversations.
A person who listens to music while reading.
Person1: "You're listening to music while reading a book? Doesn't that make it hard to concentrate?"
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."