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A dangerous object that 2nd graders use.
OMG! The second graders invaded my classroom today, and attacked us with sporks! OUCH! I got my eye poked out!
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Verb. A cross between forking and spooning; romantic sex.
He wanted to fork, but she wanted to spoon; they reached a compromise by sporking.
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Someone that makes a false SPAM complaint to their email provider or ISP. A contraction of "SPAM" and "dork." Can also be used as a verb.
Don't be a SPORK, use the delete email button, not the "report spam" button.
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The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.
It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?
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To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.
I sporked you
you got sporked
To spork someone
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A combonation between a spoon and a fork
Sporks are the greatest thing to mankind
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to spoon and to fork at the same time
If spoon is to cuddle and fork is to #*^%, than spork is the two combined,
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