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Containing miminal amounts of spice that only white people who rarely or never eat spicy food notice, and possibly complain about.
"Oh wow, this pasta contains a hint of pepper. I can't take all this spice! Where's the water?"
"Dude, that's only white people spicy. I don't recommend eating Indian food."
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The act of arriving 15 minutes early to an appointment or function.
Ben: "oh look we're 15 minutes early."
Justin: "That's be because we're on white people time."
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A patronizing bastardization of words used by black SJW's to blame the white man for all their problems.
Black SJW: Dear white people, stop existing you evil colonizing neo nazis. Go take a shower!
White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.
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"wow, that person has white people lips."
"i know, they're so thin
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Educated good looking people with a high credit score, born with alot of money and don't give a fuck about those who are struggling.
Oh you don't take state insurance you must only help white people
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Something black people say when they are disappointed at the actions of white people.
White guy: *Drinks bleach*
Black guy: White people smh
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As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.
"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"
This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.
My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.
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