you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

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Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

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make me feel so ja

"make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."

"Ach, John Kerry makes me feel so ja!"
Ant, "George Bush makes me feel so very, very nein."

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You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

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These pretzels are making me thirsty

can be used as a term for curiosity.

When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

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does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

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you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

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