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embalming therapy

To want to stab a someone in the throat with an embalming instrument. From the UMinn mortuary science student who got banned from campus for facebooking how pissed she was at her ex.

I swear, if he says one more word about my mom I'm gonna give him some embalming therapy.

by bleebloo December 16, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Kimo-Therapy

To run into a laser and kill yourself on a game.

Sik122 ran into the laser and died.
Dama1 - "Ouch he just got Kimo-Therapy"
Sik122 - "Shut Up!"
Dama1 - "Nub"

by Kermit111 February 15, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Anaclitic Therapy

Quite possibly one of the most bizarre forms of psychotherapy, anaclitic therapy was used to treat people (mostly adult men) with mommy or daddy issues. It involves a (typically female) therapist drugging the client with LSD, and once fully intoxicated, the client is encouraged to crawl between the legs of the therapist. This is to symbolize the rebirth of the person. The therapist would then tell the patient to sit on her lap and gently rock him, all while feeding him warm milk from a baby bottle. And remember, the client is tripping balls throughout this entire process. To this day, no one knows if those clients actually benefited from anaclitic therapy.

Todd is a grown up man in his early 30s who is still suffering from mommy issues from his childhood. After hearing his friend talk about a rare form of therapy (Anaclitic Therapy) and how it might help him with his troubled past, he was determined to find such a therapist. Completely unaware of the freakishness that was about to happen, Todd decided to schedule an appointment with this anaclitic therapist who resided in the countryside. After one therapy session, Todd came out and never looked at life the same again.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Explosion Therapy

The amped-up sensation derived from an overdue gaming session, specifically with fps titles. Can also apply to racing games, but is best suited for anything that involves grenades, rocket launchers, etc.

Work was Hell today... the boss was pissed, and traffic was a nightmare. I need to get home for some Explosion Therapy.

by Bruce M November 2, 2005

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Occupational Therapy

often abbreviated OT, is the use of treatments to develop, recover, or maintain the daily living and work skills of patients with a physical, mental or developmental condition.Occupational therapy is a client-centered practice that places a premium on the progress towards the client’s goals. Occupational therapy interventions focus on adapting the environment, modifying the task, teaching the skill, and educating the client/family in order to increase participation in and performance of daily activities, particularly those that are meaningful to the client.

My child has been diagnosed with Autism so i enrolled him to an occupational therapy class

by OTchick June 22, 2013

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retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 30, 2004

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release therapy

Ludacris's new album

Shake ya moneymaker like somebody bout to pay ya, don't worry bout dem hatas keep your nose up in the ai-yuh...
You know I got it, if you want it come get it stand next to this money like EY! EY! EY!!!

from Release Therapy's "Money Maker"

by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006

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