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A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss
If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.
An undergarment of buttfloss underwear that also has one or more chains for erotic effect. These nasty little things are hard to come across, but usually the most random of people have one.
The other night I snuck into Jessica's house and found a chainish thong in her closet!
When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.
In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”
Ricky: “Why?”
Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”
Ricky: “Totally.”
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Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).
Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.
Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!
An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it
" Touch my drink again cock and Ill kung thong your face!"
A tiny, crotchless thong which frames pussy in a window between thin bands of lacy material. Some types have a fine thread of pearls running from the top of the 'window' between the girl's pussylips. This thread connects to the waist band at the base of the spine. Another type has a feather attached to stimulate the clitoris. Open thongs are often decorated with semi-precious jewels, pearls, diamante, lace or sequins.
Her idea of heaven was to be knickerless, to strut her stuff wearing just an open thong under her tight red miniskirt. It was a sure-fire way of getting cocks and sperm.
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Women who wear hipster Jeans with a thong, normally red in colour, peeping sexily(?) out of the top. Usually has accompanying lower back or arse cheek tattoo.
Another Chavvy fshion that started with Jordan and Jodie Marsh but has not transferred well to those that normally sport it, fat birds at car boot sales.
'ere Daz, grab hold of Tyson and Shannon while I dig me thong from out me arse'