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This is the English translation of a common Chinese expression ้ฉฌ้ฉฌ่่ "ma ma hu hu" which translates into English as "so-so".
A: Hey, how are you?
B: Horse horse tiger tiger.
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When a man of wealth and education has unprotected in/out with so many drunks, punks, names and part-time dames that he contracts a plethora of STD's, causing his long iron to spontaneously burst into flames.
Well sir, I was engaged in a spirited nine holes with three Macedonian Meth Cookers I met in a public outhouse near Skopje. As I withdrew my flagstick from the last of their encrusted pinholes, I was most unhappy to find my niblick ablaze. Seems I had acquired a Tiger Tiger Burning Brite.
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A 35+ woman who preys on younger men for casual sex in the same way as a Cougar or Puma, but who whilst still having a hot tasty body has a face/head that definately shows its age.
From Tiger Prawn where you'd keep the tasty body, but discard the head and also keeping the cat theme of cougar, puma, etc.
Guy to friend in bar "I thought I was going to be in for some Cougar time with that woman at bar with the long blond hair and great ass, but when she turned round she was a real Tiger and I wouldn't touch her with yours"
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A little kid's description of the Sphinx!
When I heard her say the tiger of Egypt, I instantly knew what she meant! How cute!
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A person who has been accused of having sex with a tiger because his/her pants are ripped in the butt and there are claw marks everywhere.
Prince Achmed was attacked by a tiger and his people called him a tiger fucker.
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Tiger 3 is an upcoming Bollywood movie starring Shah Rukh Khan in the lead role.
It is produced by YRF and also stars Katrina Kaif and Emraan Hashmi.
It also has a cameo of Salman Khan, who will drive his infamous land cruiser to take out the villains.
#Tiger3
"Hey, did you heard about Tiger 3?"
- "Yes, the movie in which Shah Rukh Khan stars. Obviously."
A blind tiger is an establishment that sells bootleg beer or whiskey in a dry county.
Grandma operated the best blind tiger in De Kalb County, Alabama