packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

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Timber Creek Highschool

A school that tries so hard to be perfect but it’s just like every other high school in central Florida

???: Thomas! How’s life?

Thomas: Shitty, I go to Timber Creek Highschool

???: Damn, that’s tuff

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shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

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scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

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Camp Timber Tops

the absolute best place in the entire world. the place where strangers become best friends and make memories that are ever lasting. the place where u can wear crocs and not be judged. the best place ever. the place everybody marks down on their calender and counts down the days until. camp timber tops makes smiles grow even bigger and better. it makes your mood turn ten times better. the people make u laugh 24/7. this place is everlasting and theres a million reasons why because it's the people there that make it hard to say goodbye. this is my home:)

camp timber tops is the best place ever

Timber City Academy

mga tala, pasikat, hadlok, kuripot. basta daghay famous og maldita didto. naay pud miy chinese lessons charottttt, bisaya nalang ta ani mga yawa

PERSON 1: Hey! Do u study at Timber City Academy?
PERSON 2: sigeg english uy piste, opo daghay gahig ulo didto madam

Giggle me timbers

A phrase commonly used by gangsters to describe their inner laughter and happiness. Only used by true gamers as well.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Giggle me Timbers"