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A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.
Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"
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To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.
Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
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on November 11, take timer pics and post them on social media.
OMG! It's November 11th, National Timer Pic Day!! You know what that means...
Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer
1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.