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While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Time alone with your tinder.
Often on the toilet, lying in bed, in public transit, or while eating dinner alone.
ex : "got some solid tinder time in last night"
ex : "curb your tinder time man, it's getting weird"
When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back
I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease
A bizarre, random flex when you get laid mostly through Tinder
In response to an argument over nothing related
Nessy:"Oh yeah? Well I got with 19 people on Twitter this month! You couldn't do that!"
Me:"Did you just claim Tinder Clout to trump me? I get mine elsewhere, sorry?"
This is A person who is very sad and want to be unique by making up a shitty username
oof tinder chan stop being such a weeb
The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
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tinder-bridge that part of your body between your scrotum and bum
gawd my tinder-bridge is itchy
hey dont u touch my tinder-bridge!!
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