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Lotus Elise

Tiny, uncomfortable car for those who cannot afford a Porsche.

I test-drove a Lotus Elise once. It took me 45 minutes, a shoehorn and a jar of KY to fit into it.

by Demarates May 11, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


lotus blossoms

English translation of Thai slang for female breasts.

Look at her lotus blossoms. They are the best on the beach

by Night4owl February 16, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


black lotus

A rare card in the Magic: The Gathering series. Printed in series: Alpha, Beta, Unlimited.

People who buy Black Lotuses are nerds and stupid (they cost >$500 each)

Person1: I have a Black Lotus.
Person2: Wow, you're a retard.

by xerent January 2, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


Modus Lotus

I person who's sole means of transportation is by a Lotus car.

Since selling his Ferrari, Scott is so modus lotus now!

by salley199 November 5, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


whispering lotus

a magical sex position usally deprived of by gnome people

ill whisper to your lotus any day

whispering lotus

by jaiskin May 2, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


The White Lotus Avatards

The most elite form of a fan of the show Avatar: the Last Airbender. Their base of operations is on facebook. A WLA member can recite the entire show word for word, without hesitation and has all the up to date news on the show, movie and other merchandise in relation to the series, it's actors and other crew members.

Person: What was that episode of avatar again where he learns firebending?

Another Person: I don't remember. Hey, I know! Ask a member of The White Lotus Avatards!!

by PerseusZeus October 7, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


orange lotus blossom

n.
regurgitation pattern native to Korea.

After an evening of excessive kimchi and soju, hurler should bend at the waist until head and torso are parallel to the floor. Regurgitated correctly, the undigested stomach contents should splatter into the recognizable lotus flower blossom pattern; should also retain some red pepper highlights and its strong characteristic sojufied kimchi odor.

Young-Jae ran passed the men's restroom and the trash can to plant an orange lotus blossom on the lobby's polished marble floor before staggering outside to hail a taxi.

by gemfinder October 14, 2009