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1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)
2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)
Antonym: Sadimir Putin
Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.
When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
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Some thirsty mofo who wants world domination
Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-
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AFucking menace to society
" Wow Vladimir Putin just blew up a bunch of children what a fucking menace!"
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An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"
A Russian style of having sex with a woman. You put the dick in one hole and balls in the other and fuck both at the same time. It doesn’t which goes in which hole.
Give her the good ole Dirty Putin! “Dick in one hole, balls in other, that is how I fuck your mother!”
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Unintentional reverse psychology, where threats made to get someone to obey you instead causes them to go against you.
Origin: Putin threatened to use military force & nuclear weapons against Finland & Sweden, to prevent them from applying for NATO membership. The two countries realized that they could not defend themselves against nukes & the entire Russian military if they stood alone, leading to them joining NATO.
Ergo threats meant to subdue these countries caused them to stand up against Russian imperialism.
-"I told my boyfriend that it was me or the dog, but instead of getting rid of the dog, he dumped ME!"
-"Well, that's the Putin effect for you."
Free of gluten, free of wheat, free of nesh ingredients (see nesh), free of Putin (Vladamir)
This roll is Putin free, gluten is putin (dangerous), gluten Putin is nesh, you can order that for lunch it's free of gluten putin
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