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The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.
Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.
Reginald:Indeed he does.
Rupert:God Save the Queen!
Reginald:And the Colonel too!
Rupert:...
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A prospective House candidate from Louisiana, a libertarian Republican much like Ron Paul. Dedicated to limited government, freedom, and peace, Brent would serve as that much needed 2nd voice for liberty in the House, along with Paul. Sanders, along with Murray Sabrin(NJ Senate Candidate), is on the vanguard of the Ron Paul Revolution.
Brent Sanders is a Ron Paul Revolutionary.
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" Damn i hope clinton wins!!" "nah m8 i want america to be cool again, Bernie Sanders 2016!"
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Knocking the crap outta someone!
Tommy went Bob Sanders on Tom Brady between 3rd period and 4th period it was great!
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"bernie sanders is daddy!"
"i know! i want a bernie sanders!"
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A chick who has trouble getting wet during sex.
That bitch last night was a real pole sander. My junk is sore as hell.
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According to the Daily Show's Trevor Noah, the Surging Sanders is "when you come out of nowhere": a sexually charged pun based on Bernie Sanders' sudden appearance.
Hilary Clinton is worried about a Surging Sanders.
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