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Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws

Me:Fuck turtles!

by Spring time July 8, 2020


Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.

I like turtles

by A turtle thats bored January 31, 2019


Turtle

Turtles are the best type of animal ever they are best

Man:Dude I love turtles
other man: i know right
man theres one now

by turtlelover71 May 9, 2018


Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)

Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?

by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018


Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.

My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower

by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020


Turtled

To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat

Did you hear that girl got turtled?

by iSnIPeEZz August 24, 2021


Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes

Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head

by Christopher turtle April 10, 2018