Cupid's Airpods

n. The phenomenon occuring when two people are flirting, causing them to shut out all other sounds but each other.

Person 1: Did Tim and his gurlfriend ever make it out if the fire?
Person 2: Nah, they didn't notice that the building was ever burning up, talk about a case of Cupid's Airpods.

Angry Airpods

AirPods That are big mad.

YeetLord69: Hol' up, my Angry AirPods are acting up.

Memer: Ight i'll wait.

reeeee's airpods

theyre airpods so shush

oh is she wearing reeeee's airpods

fake airpods

the code word for a vape or cart to hide it from younger brothers or snitches

"can i borrow ur 'fake airpods,' im feining rn"

AirPoding

When a girl has two guys stick their cocks into her ears

“Hey John, wanna go airpod this girl with me?’

“Hell yeah Man, I love AirPoding! I call the left ear!”

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.

You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck

Airpods

Say that again?

Everyone: Does absolutely nothing
Someone with airpods: Sorry what was that?