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Deploys your polyglot application in the hyper-cloud integrated together using services meshes, and immutable infrastructure
I think we could do with a Cloud Agnostician on our next project
The large buildup of smoke made during an extremely large bong rip that is likely to make even the most tolerant smoker cough.
Damn man, I told you not to make a cloud of anubis on that rip!
Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn't.
(Girl jumps to her death). Cop: "I just talked to her yesterday. She was pink clouding, and I knew it." ~Amanda Rollins, Law & Order SVU
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A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
A fart or air bagel, when released, that resembles the volume of a baby or makes the noise of a crying child. These are handy to release next to people with children, hopefully followed by a comment like "I just released a giant cloud baby".
Pffffrt! Man hear that cloud baby cry.
When I got my promotion, I was on cloud nine. When the check came, I was on cloud nine for days.
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