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the best word ever used for reffering to a penis!
person 1:you touched his trouser snake?!
person 2:i just coudln't help muh-self!>.<
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when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.
(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"
"aye a trouser melon"
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A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
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Like "clown shoes". Only more so
"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"
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I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.
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The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.
Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store
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Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.
" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.