Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".
Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D
"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"
When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!
"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying
Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers
KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields
I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning
Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!