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Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".
Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D
"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"
When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!
"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
When Baby Steps just aren't enough.
He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.
Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone