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When a man at some point during intercourse shaves his partners pubic hair, lines it up on their pelvis, and then snorts it.
This chick was f***king crazy! She handed me some hair clippers and asked for a Toledo Snuff Box!
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While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.
While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.
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Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.
She's flat as a board, so instead of a tit-fuck, I gave her the ol' Toledo Ham Sandwich.
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The act of taking a big stinky shit on a girls vagina and proceeding to stick your penis into her shitty clam.
Hey Steve will you be attending the Toledo Mud-Stuffing Championships this weekend?
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That sexy open space between a hot girl's legs where her legs don't quite touch eachother in the crotch area. Usually seen when wearing a bikini. Originally derived from George Carlin's stand-up comedy when referring to marijuana.
I was surfing on the internet while my bro was watching tv when he said, "Whoa, toledo window box!" which caused me to quickly turn around to see a fine piece of ass.
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A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis
Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.
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Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.
Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."
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