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The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?
A phrase for people who live in the "high crime rate" cities to use when they are talking to people who live in the suburbs of said city. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. Good or bad. You'll always know what it means, but to those suburbanites who think it'll make them "gangster" to use this phrase, it'll just make you seem like a bit of an idiot. :D
"That is so tomato basil."
"I'm feeling so tomato basil today."
"Could you pass the tomato basil."
"Why you are looking extremely tomato basil today."
Bob The Tomato is believed by many to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. This ideology was proven when Bob The Tomato appeared on the educational television show “Veggie Tales”. He takes the form of a Tomato because he believes it is the most controversial food item leaving it up to his followers to accept him as either a fruit or vegetable.
Bob The Tomato is finally here! At last we will be freed of our sins!
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A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".
Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.
Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.
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What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."
"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."
"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"
"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
dirty sexual organs, preferably of a ruddy color
I saw that girls cervix she has a dirty tomato!
word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.
"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"