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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018


Tonight's the night

My name is Dexter, Dexter Morgan. I don't know what made me the way I am. But whatever it was, left a hollow place inside."

usually said when Dexter Morgan gets ready to murder somebody

- "Tonight's the night. And it's gonna happen again and again. Has to happen."

by Blood spatter analyst June 13, 2024


Tonight's the night...

A synonym for Kill Yourself. Used commonly to circumvent chat restrictions in games such as League of Legends.

All annieBuster (Jax): jg gap mid lost
All annieBuster (Jax): ez lane
All Yeezus (Ivern): tonight's the night...

by skankfunk January 28, 2024


piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 1, 2023


Youre getting it tonight

Youre getting dick in your ass. Thats it.

Person 1: "I didn't finish my part of the project last night"
Person 2: "Youre getting it tonight."

by mrcousineaudiddiler April 23, 2024


Clubs tonight ?

When a group of males aged 12-19 ask their friends “any one for pro clubs tonight?” In the group chat ,usually called something along the lines of “Burnley style 0-0

Clubs tonight ? We can half the wee hures in half using our Burnley style

by Burnley man April 3, 2022


I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019