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Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020


toobin

To wank on webcam. Named after Jeffrey Toobin.

"The dude was toobin!

by realitycatchesupwithyou October 20, 2020


TOOBIN

Verb: the act of self ejaculation during Zoom meetings. Also known as jacking off

The use of an inter tube for fun on rivers

Noun : a nik name given to a penis

Im going to be toobin when my Zoom meeting commences

Meet my little friend named Toobin.

by SheilaD October 20, 2020


Toobin

The act of furiously flogging one's dog or flicking one's bean while on a teleconference while unwittingly broadcasting said act to one's coworkers.

Hey, did you hear Jeff got fired for Toobin?

by Flurglblurg October 21, 2020


Toobin

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting

Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session

by Telmea Story October 20, 2020


toobin

To masturbate while on a WebEX or Zoom call with the camera turned on

CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey T. was caught toobin while on a Zoom call discussing a 2020 election simulation

by burben October 19, 2020


toobin

toobin: Accidently (one assumes) engaging in sexual behavior (e.g. stimulating ones toob) in an Internet sex chat while your office meeting screen, video and mic. is still live (again, we assume by accident)

I'll be right with you, I'm just busy toobin. The idiot did a toobin, and his company fired him. No toobin is allowed in this company.

by erewhon September 1, 2021