Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

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tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

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Beef Tough

Reference to poop, shit, feces, using the bathroom (#2), farting, etc.

Watch out, I just beefed tough.
I'll be back in a minute, I have to go beef tough.

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tough willie

slang term for T.W. Samuels, a cheap ass whiskey.

Are you drinking Tough Willie? damn u must be broke

tough tooties

it basically means suck it up or just deal with it

kid: I want a cookie
mom: you already had one today so tough tooties

Mad Tough

When describing someone's physical trait as a good thing.

Someone who is attractive, that you would be interested in

Yo, that chick is mad tough! You saw her face and she got a banging body?! ~Frontline

Don't holla at her..she ain't mad tough son. She's mad weak... lost points with that forehead.

tough nubs

A way to tell someone that you don’t care “who cares”

Friend 1- I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.

Friend 2- Tough nubs.