Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

towel boy

young boys that carried towels in bathhouses

gio scotti looks like a towel boy in ancient greece

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Towel Lounge

1) Hanging out in your towel after a shower for extended periods of time.

2) Laziness wrapped in comfy awesomeness

*gets out of shower and proceeds to wrap in a towel and then go sit in a chair*

Ex 1
Ahhhhhh and now I'll just sit here and towel lounge while I write this 10 page econ paper

Ex 2
T - Ugh, I have to get dressed to get food
H - Wasn't your shower like an hour ago?
T- Towel lounging, H, towel lounging

Wet Towel

Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.

Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"

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Green towel

A habit, action or object that would be considered inconsistent with one's personality; the one anomaly in a person's pattern of behavior.

Normally, he was an organized person, but his filthy desk was his green towel.

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Carrie Towel

The item a person uses to clean up his or her body fluids after masturbation.

Person A: So i just got through masturbating bro.
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!

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You're a Towel

An insult that shows the speakers mild annoyance that they are losing an arguement. But doesn't have any great impact on the recipient. Originally from South Park

When two people are in an arguement and one of them is losing. "Well I don't care what you say, You're a Towel!"

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