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Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023


soul trader

Self-sacrificing sole-trader business

So you'd be a soul trader.

by 🅰️ December 19, 2024


Collar Trader

An office worker, who works within a labor-intensive field, that tries to fit in with their blue-collar colleagues. They try to convince themselves that because they drive a truck, wear workboots and throw in the occasional chewing tobacco that they are not some beta male desk jokey.

Craig in accounting bought a brand new Ford F-150, started wearing boots, and is listening to country music. He is a collar trader.

by LordQuisiModo December 15, 2021


Cornershop Trader

A second hand car shop usually run at the person's home and cars sold on Facebook Marketplace, they owners are usually from the middle East and oversell broken cars and advertise online that they are a genuine trader, you will not likely get scammed.
Cornershop refering to the stereotype that most of them run or work in a cornershop.

Nottingham is full of cornershop traders.

by NottinghamLad June 24, 2022


Spice Trader

Any Caribbean person of color

That Spice Trader smells like Axe and coco butter

by October 21, 2023


trader

a person who gets groceries from trader joes

you’re a such a trader!

by jgmatt May 13, 2022


Trader

When some one breaks your trust yo

How could you betrade me? YOU TRADER!

by rashna March 28, 2021