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when your doing a bitch and she secretly sticks it up her ass, followed by a male orgasm that sounds like optimus prime
Yo, i was fuckin this bitch and she pulled a foxy transformation. shit went crazy
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Yet another dumb ass excuse to post random stupid bull shit on Facebook
I have nothing to do on a Tuesday so lets make every Tuesday a Transformation Tuesday and do something to change today.
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something Tom Servo will put you in when he's pissed off
Tom Servo: Where's my fuckin nachos?! I'll put you in the bitch transformer!!!!!!
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A black man who thinks he is unstoppable an so tough like a transformer.
Happy Vandergrift ran through the streets of Philly yelling "I'm a nigga transformer, don't mess with me!"
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Legs that look fatty-ass until flexed, when they look strong and muscular.
a) wow your legs are FAT!
b) no watch *flexes legs*
a) nice transformer legs!
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Szymon Transformation is when you have said 'Ayo Jit Trippin' three times it refers to Australian musician Szymon Josiah Borzestowski. When you're sure you're friend has said Ayo Jit Trippin you get to confirm them as an honorary Szymon
-Ayo Jit Trippin-
-That is you're third time which means you are under a Szymon Transformation-
-What's a Szymon Transformation?-
-Szymon Transformation is where you say Ayo Jit Trippin three times and become an honorary Szymon-
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The third in a series of films designed to rape the pocketbooks of people who can't tell the difference between a movie and a two-hour long U.S. military advertisement.
Starscream: Why didn't you go see Transformers: Dark of the Moon?
Megatron: I was insulted enough by the first two disasters.
Starscream: Is there anything you liked about the first two?
Megatron: Optimus Prime's voice
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