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A Headache due to smoking to much dope.
"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."
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Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
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Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.
Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!
Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go
Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!
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While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.
Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.
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To experience trauma due to one's "baby mama" or a knocked up ho.
Man Ja-kwon looks sadizzle.
Fo sho, he gots that baby mama trauma.
Oh, damnnn - I'll pound tu dat shit.
*pounds fist*
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The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.
"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."
Distended abdomen tell tale of too much hard sex
Tony went out a gladiator
She rode him with a pocket full of nickels
Doc said obvious cunt force trauma
She was glad he ate er
Mal Halla dude