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A long-winded self-aggrandizing statement/speech that has no basis in truth, facts or reality, presented to a friendly crowd or docile captive audience, in place of a prepared statement/speech. Such statements/speeches are usually characterized by exaggerations, half-truths or outright lies, and the hauling of insults at perceived enemies or opponents of the speaker.
Pal: Is he reading from his prepared statement?
Fun: No, he's trumping! He abandoned the prepared statement after two minutes!!
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Lying knowing your lie is obvious.
He told me he was a model but when I saw his teeth I knew he was trumping.
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Flatulence.
A play on words derived from the word trumpet highlighting the amusing sound created.
'Oi, who just Trumped?'...
'Wtf dude. We're in the @&£#ing LIFT, you smelly €#%¥!'
'GODDANG, SOMEBODY OPEN THE @&£#ING DOOR QUICK!'
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a sexually promiscuous person, often a female.
Lina is such a trump!
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Being a social media GOD while on your throne of brown waste removal.
I woke up and did some trumping before I went to work this morning.
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The opposite of what he says he is.
Trump: I’m the most tremendous, greatest, awesomest, most incredible, smart, twelve years later...and best president you’ll ever see.
Me: could you ever say something nice to someone else?
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