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Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.
Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!
Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?
Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!
Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!
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Something that can be proved as beneficial or relavent. But nothing is true on this earth.
Everything is a lie, no matter what Wal*mart tells you.
And if you do know the truth, you are either..
A.) God
B.) George W Bush
or C.) Yo momma.
The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL.
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The name of your dick because bitches can't handle it.
Mmmmm yeah, guess what
What sexy<33?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH BECAUSE YOURE A BITCH
mmm AHAAHAHAHAHH ouch that hurts stop stop uh uh uh
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The Truth, The Whole Truth, and nothing but The Truth.
After several minutes of questioning and lies, George finally told The Truth.
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Whatever the person speaking thinks, has heard, or has read online.
You'd be shocked if you knew the truth about 911.
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I speak the truth but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all
-lil wayne
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