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The perfect equation. Often used to describe a random false sense of security or a cyborg with corny leprechaun feces in it's mouth, and/or butt hole. If you only have 3 arms and can't scratch your anus then you have problems, so they call you a Cambodian Rabbit Turnip.
A.k.a. Jesus. Let's fist some blow holes. Blow holes referring to whales or Cambodian Rabbit Turnips.
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To be naive, uninformed, or unsophisticated, in the manner of a rustic person.
"fall off a turnip truck" has the same meaning as "I wasn't born yesterday", pretty much.
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Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).
He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.
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Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.
"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"
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Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"
"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"
When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.
He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.
Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom
Nicola is a real Turnip Hexagon