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The Gayest book that got made into a movie because the Author (who is a girl (Suprise!)) gave everyone "summit entertainment"(the production company) blow jobs, handjob s, tit fucks, dVdA, etc....
Example 1
dude #1: Twilight is for fags
Fag #1: no its not because vampires are so cool when they sparkle
dude #2: dude #1 true dat
Example 2
Dude #1: hey Dude #2 did you hear that stephanie meyer gave everyone that produced twilight blow jobs?
Dude #2: yeah but i herd that her vagina is so big the president of the production company lives in it and has his own jumbo jet in thar. also I herd that she got fucked by everyone at the production at the same time and in every possible way, such as ear, eye sockets, armpits, nose, every pore in her body. also the people who fucked her ranged from the production company's president's 10th cousin, to the guy who delivers mail a intern!
Dude #1: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #3: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #4: HOLLYYY SHITTT
DUDE #5: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! AND HOLY SHITTT!
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A horrible book that girls and some (gender confused) guys wrap their lives around. The book has no collegiate value and it's poor use of colloquialisms to the northwest makes the reader want to vomit all over the book's pages. Hardcore fans of the book are between the ages of 12-19 and are usually outcasts in the community in hope that one day they will find a vampire of their own to live their lives with and frolic around the woods together.
You know the book Twilight; Yeah it sucks.
Hey that girl over there is reading twilight; must not have any friends.
:Hey, My brother is reading twilight. :Is he gay? :Yeah...
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A very over-rated book by Stehenie Meyer about the love story beetween The Mortal clumsy plain jane Human Bella Swan and the goergeous, amazing, beautiful, good smelling Edward Culllen. There are tons of cliches just read the books! I won't list them for you!No plot just random things happen. The movies are crappy and Rob Pattinson (Aka Rob Patz, R patz, and Rob etc) is obviously not hot Jacob aka Taylor Lautner srt of is but ladies and gentlemen many hotter guys out there non famous ones taht don't depict shiny rainbow raidating 107 year old virgin vampires and a teenage werewolf in 'Love' with a vampz wife.
I am sooo of topic LOL but here I go...
Twilighter: I love Twilight best book ever
Tewi-Hard: oMFG EDWRAD I LOVE YOU ROB!!!!! JACOB OH EMM GEEE!!!!!! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF I LOVE UR ABS!!!!!!
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A cliche vampire romance series written by Stephanie Meyers. Quite possibly the ONLY series to capture the obsession of millions of jittery teenage girls, despite its horrible writing, originality, and several cliches.
The series contains a mary-sue heroine, bella, and a classic prince charming (also vampire), edward cullen. They fall hopelessly and endlessly in love and would cut their wrists and bleed for each other. The saga goes through the hardships of these two characters, albeit their problems are a bit interesting, it's still plainly written.
Fanfictions of Twilight are better than what the book is actually about, because the book already covers the most basic, unoriginal, terrible plots that anyone could use.
Person 1: Hey check it out, I just bought Twilight.
Person 2: Dude you could've saved yourself like 15$ and just read one of the fanfictions online. It's free AND it's better written than that shit.
Person 1: Fuck! Guess I'll just give this to a hobo or something..
Person 2: Trust me, not even a hobo would want to read that. Give it to a 9 year old.
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the overrated story-line making it hard to find a girlfriend, as all the girls who read the book or see the movie claim that they are in love with a non-existant 100-and-who-gives-a-shit year old vampire and will eventually marry the bastard
no, not you. im going to marry Edward from Twilight, after killing that bitch Bella
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the synthesis (or line, if it is it is knida blurry), of light and dark that begins with the ending of the day and the beginning of darkness. or, the change from dark to light.
The twilight was suddenly upon us and we were cuaght in an abyss if chaos.
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A person who is a true hardcore fan of the Twilight Series and connects everything to Twilight
Girl 1: OMC! AN APPLE!! TWILIGHT!!!
Girl 2: You are such a twilighter!
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