treacherous twin

Kinda like a ride or die but like in the most mischievous and destructive way possible.

You my twin you my treacherous twin treacherous little twin.

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Ghetto twins

When siblings are less than a year apart and only share the same dad

“ Me and my sister are 4 months apart, lol we have different mom’s. We ghetto twins”

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Minnesota Twins

The Twins only won the World Series twice, in 1987 and 1991. They went in 1965 but got beat by the Dodgers in 7 games.

I like the Minnesota Twins because they win games and don't buy championships like the Yankees, but can we please get a new fucking stadium?

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twin jet

a sexual act between two guys, when one dude takes both their dicks in his hand and jacks them off together.

Ben: Dude, let's jack our dicks together.
Alex: You mean twin jet dude?
Ben: Dude! I didn't know it had a name. Sweet!

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merrell twins

Awesome Youtubers named Veronica and Vanessa Merrell who are really funny and are twins they upload mostly challenge videos to youtube.

I just watched the new Merrell Twins video! It's so funny!!!

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cartwright twins

The Canadian baseball team that railed Dean Winchester.

Cas: „What did you do with the Cartwright twins?“
Dean: :o

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Taco Twins

2 girls that have been filled by the same beef.

Whether it be at the same time, or months apart, it really doesn't matter because they both have been stuffed with the same meat.

The female version of "Eskimo Brothers."

"Hey I heard that guy filled Shelly last week"
"Yea man he banged Emily too. It's funny watching those Taco Twins interact"

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