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A non-existent college football program.
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
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