um boro

you wanna say um bro but you get autocorrected

um boro you ok

um boro

You try to say um bro but autocorrect doesn’t allow you.

Um boro you ok

um boro

You try to say um bro, but autocorrect hates you

Um boro, are you ok?

Um sure

They really just wanna say no but they are probably a people please so they say yes

Person- do you wanna go watch a horror movie with me
2nd person- um sure I guess

*2nd person in their mind*- I don't like horror movies but they want me to so I guess I'll watch it

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no-see-um

a small biting insect, especially a biting midge

You won't see a single no-see-um without a group.

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chunk ums

To have fighting skills

"yo, oh boy had some chunk ums he beat that fools ass!"

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um-bongoed

Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.

("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)

"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."

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