meat umbrella

A young child that is fat enough to be used as an umbrella

Jimmy is suck a meat umbrella

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Alaskan Umbrella

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

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Umbrella Man

The semi-creepy guy who spends his time walking around downtown Santa Cruz, CA. He walks approximately half a block an hour. He wears all pink and carries a Pink Umbrella, thus the name.

Hey, look! it's the Umbrella Man! Let's cross the street and stay away from him.

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Umbrella Mouth

The facial expression of a eccentric upside down smile/cringe neccesary after chewing up extacy pills, also known as the thizz face made popular by mac dre.

-"yo check it I put up my umbrella mouth for my year book picture." -put that smile upside down , UMBRELLAAAAA MOUTH :"MAC MALL AKA SUGAWOLF"

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Mexican Umbrella

Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.

"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"

backwards umbrella

Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys

I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti

uber umbrella

When you hop in an Uber just because it's raining.

Rob: Should we take the bus down there?

Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.