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A young child that is fat enough to be used as an umbrella
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when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom
Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?
Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.
Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.
Jill: Word.
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The semi-creepy guy who spends his time walking around downtown Santa Cruz, CA. He walks approximately half a block an hour. He wears all pink and carries a Pink Umbrella, thus the name.
Hey, look! it's the Umbrella Man! Let's cross the street and stay away from him.
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The facial expression of a eccentric upside down smile/cringe neccesary after chewing up extacy pills, also known as the thizz face made popular by mac dre.
-"yo check it I put up my umbrella mouth for my year book picture." -put that smile upside down , UMBRELLAAAAA MOUTH :"MAC MALL AKA SUGAWOLF"
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Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.
"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"
A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.
Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.
When a drunk girl is giving you head and throws up on your dick and balls. The puke on your testicles is the infamous relish umbrella.
Tim: bro suzie gave me so amazing head lastnight at Kevins.
Paul: dude your so lucky how was it?
Tim: it was good be she gave me a relish umbrella.
Paul: fuck dude I'm sorry