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Noun. This is the white people version of an Uncle Tom. Named after Michael Rapaport who would give oral sex to an African American before being proud of anything regarding his white heritage.
Bill: Hey broski are you still gonna buy Nike shoes?
Jared: After Uncle Rapaport just sold his soul to Al Sharpton defending them? Nah I think I'll switch to ADIDAS.
Uncle Tusky is a character in Zero Punctuation that makes occasional appearances. His first appearance was in Yahtzee Croshaw's review of The Orange Box. Specifically, he was talking of Half-Life 2's unexplained unveiling of a strange character that everyone knew already. He uses the similie that the event is "like coming home from school to find a walrus sitting at the family dinner table and you're the only one who seems to notice." The illustration depicts a walrus sitting at a table with another person offering "Uncle Tusky" some more potatoes. In Zero Puncutation's review of Super Mario Galaxy, while Yahtzee Croshaw mentions Super Mario Galaxy's unintuitive camera controls. He shows Uncle Tusky with a camera atop his head and a faceless voice saying, "Put that down Uncle Tusky."
Uncle Tusky does not want potatoes. He wants a salad.
When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.
She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.
Someone who takes memes to far and butchers them. Meme Uncles only like mainstream memes, and are commonly talking about mainstream dead memes as well. When a Meme Uncle finds a meme he/she likes they can usually be found showing people memes, and taking memes to far.
"Hey man, look at this really cool meme I just found it's harambe mixed with dat boi ."
" John your'e such meme uncle."
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Hilarious character from The Boondocks who is quite possibly the darkest character on the show, yet he ironically hates his own race and honors the white man.
No relation.
Uncle Ruckus is quite possibly the dumbest and most ignorant person you could ever meet, but I'll be goddamned if he doesn't put a smile on his face.
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A fuck-ass fuckin' funny song that was sung by Terrence and Phillip in the movie Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire that was shown in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Terrence: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting sounds)
Mountie: What's going on here
(Farting sounds)
People in background: Uncle fucker x5
Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!
Phillip: Suck my balls
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Someone who rapes you whenever he has the chance.
Timmy: What's that it's SO big
Uncle: Oh that it's but my cock.
Timmy: What's a coc-----.
Uncle: Here you go...
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