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That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.
The sole reason this author hates underwear
Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.
the opening in front of a mans boxers or briefs.
Miranda - Does anyone know the proper name for the hole in the front of guys underwear?
Rob - underwear vagina.
a person that has an interest in other peoples undergarments, it could be an unhealthy fetish by ones own judgement.
or a phrase from Pink's song "Bad Influence"
I am the instigator of underwear, and your mom is not wearing any.
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Women's underwear that is "business in the front, party in the back."
For example, a pair of regular looking panties in the fron with a big butt cleavage area in the back. "Look at the pair of mullet underwear that hot model chick is wearing!"
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Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.
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the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.
after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.
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A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.
Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.
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