Status Updater

A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.

This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.

Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed

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Updated Autopsy Report

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

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Updated Autopsy Report

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.

Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

Zoe laverne updated.

She may seem like amazing person but she is cold hearted talking bad about her parents cussing out her parents saying the n word 6 times going live naked vaping lying to her fans saying the c slur making rumors on her friends crying for sympathy and grooming conner

Zoe laverne updated.

L.A.M.E. status update

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

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Bakersfield Gangs (Updated)

Current active gangs in Bakersfield, California.

Crips:

· East Side Crips (ESC)

· Spoonie G Crips

· Stroller Boy Crips

· Mid City Crips

· Lakeview Gangsta Crips

· Project Crips

· Clifton Mob Crips

· West Side Crips

· West Side Family Crips

· West Side Gangsta Crips

· 6th Street Crips

· Country Boy Crips (SSC/CBC)

· Watts & Lotus Blocc Crips

· Melwood Blocc Crips

· Bradshaw Hustler Gang

· Mad Blocc Crips

· Reece & Cheetam Blocc (RC Blocc)

· Cottonwood Crips

Bloods/Pirus:

· East Side Bloods

· Nine Trae Bloods (DBG93) (Inactive)

· Bounty Hunta Bloods (Inactive)

· West Side Bloods

· West Side Warlords Piru (Inactive)

Surenos:

· East Side Sureno Sets

· East Side Bakers 13

· Loma Bakers 13

· Lomita 13

· Los Pobres 13 (Inactive)

· Colonia Bakers 13

· Varrio Bakers 13

· Bakers Sur Trece Gang 13

· West Side Sureno Sets

· West Side Bakers 13

· South Side Sureno Sers

· South Side Bakers 13

· Lil Locos (SSBKS) 13

· Southgate Locos (SSBKS) 13

· Greenfield Bakers 13

· North Side/Uptown Sureno Sets

· Uptown Bakers 13

White Supremacists:

· Oildale Peckerwoods

· Nazi Lowriders

Independent Gangs (No allignment to prison gangs):

· Trilla Gang

· TK-1

· MCK

Prison Gangs:

· Mexican Mafia (La Eme)

· Black Gorilla Family

· Aryan Brotherhood

· Dead Man Inc.

Yo man this dude just posted Bakersfield Gangs (Updated)

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Status Update Syndrome

People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.

" I woke up" 7.00am

"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am

"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am

"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am

"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am

"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("

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